Мои любимые программистские и компьютерные факты о Чаке Норрисе:
Chuck Norris doesn’t need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.- If you get a ChuckNorrisException you’ll probably die.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.
- Chuck Norris’s keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t need unit tests because his code always work.
- Chuck Norris can’t test for equality because he has no equal.
- When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t use a mouse - he uses a rat.
- Garbage collector only runs on Chuck Norris code to collect the bodies.
- Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself.
- Chuck Norris can access private methods.
- Chuck Norris invented the Blue Screen of Death.
- Chuck Norris programmed the Machines from “The Matrix”.
- Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
- Chuck Norris’s first program was kill -9.
- All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
- Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t need sudo, he just types “Chuck Norris” before his commands.
- Parent is the child of Chuck Norris.
- public class ChuckNorris extends God.
- Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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